Friday, April 30, 2010

QUEEN NARCISSUS

I have the best taste in this town. My bedroom is peach. Faux Victorian. I finally have an eiderdown quilt. 30 years. I deserve fresh flowers...I can barley write even this I am so uninspired. I want neckrubs so bad that I don't even mind giving them.

I swear I'm soul sick, not dead because of my taste and love of texture and smell but almost dead. This is the most I've written this week, which is unusual for me..My intellect..ha ha..it's a weapon, kiss my ass just like morning sickness. Don't you dare DISMISS me because I'm a woman.

Look, I'm not politically correct..and I'm not the voice of a generation, So Fuck You~~and I'll still be bleaching my hair at 59!! I can play Lady Macbeth, wait and see..SINCERLY QUEEN NARCISSUS~~~~~~~

Saturday, April 24, 2010

MY CRUSH ON CONGRESSMAN PAUL RYAN

I have developed a thing for congressman Paul Ryan. So I was relieved to find that my friend Kat too has a crush on the congressman. We're like soul sisters. I knew I couldn't be the only one who watched him on television conveying his passion for conservative ideas like he was homecoming king. The photo that kat has in her closet was a shot from a unusual tour he took in July to India and the city of Taj Mahal.
Where he and the Indian Prime Minster arm wrestled over the disputed territory of Kashmir.

It was on this tour that congressman Ryan won a special place in our hearts. He has proven to be agressive politically, personally sentimental, and throughly hypnotizing..whenever the congressman turns up on t.v. me and kat turn into salivating puppies and purring kittens..when he does show up Kat boyfriend yells at her your boyfriend is on t.v.

Congressman Ryan made a impression on me last spring, when he admitted I think my natural side is best. I just behave normally, what I like, I like. Whatever I don't like, I don't like. He said he didn't really like pop bands, " I find them very stupid and silly."

I recently went to a rally where congressman Ryan spoke, of cutting the deficit, creating jobs, and returning to the roots of conservatism..he's intelligence spoke to me loudly..When I got back to my hotel room I saw the congressman on C-SPAN..and I was admiring his stylish frameless glasses, I wondered silently what he should do with his hair..and I know that in a living room on the other side of cincinnati, a boy named Ryan is yelling to his girlfriend, Hey Your boyfriend is on T.V.!!